WHY EATING ICE CREAM OUT OF THE CARTON ALWAYS WINS

  1. you don't have to share
  2. you can pretend it's a bowl and just "accidentally" eat the whole thing
    done this a time or two or twelve
  3. it doesn't melt as fast
    only PeeWee Herman likes ice cream soup.
  4. you don't get a bowl dirty
    h8 doing dishes.
  5. ice cream scoopers are pointless...
    they lead to self control.
  6. ultimately saves you time
    from the carton, to the spoon, to my mouth.