WHY EATING ICE CREAM OUT OF THE CARTON ALWAYS WINS
- •you don't have to share
- •you can pretend it's a bowl and just "accidentally" eat the whole thingdone this a time or two or twelve
- •it doesn't melt as fastonly PeeWee Herman likes ice cream soup.
- •you don't get a bowl dirtyh8 doing dishes.
- •ice cream scoopers are pointless...they lead to self control.
- •ultimately saves you timefrom the carton, to the spoon, to my mouth.