10 MOVIES I HAVEN'T SEEN YET

Because I live under a rock and fall asleep during movies easily.
  1. Juno
    Though I really love Ellen Page
  2. Animal House
    My dad used to do the potato spit take over dinner...so I never got around to it.
  3. A Clockwork Orange
    Never finished the book.
  4. Heathers
    Though I heard a song from the musical's soundtrack recently.
  5. Predator
    Fuck anything that scary looking - I can't do 80s special effects.
  6. The Room
    Heard mixed reviews.
  7. Donnie Darko
    Fell asleep shortly after the caustic dinner table scene in the beginning of the film.
  8. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    Zzz.
  9. Dazed and Confused
    Matthew McConaughey kind of gives me heebie jeebies.
  10. The Blair Witch Project
    Can't do jump scares or Maryland.