How to Get B.J. Novak to Notice Your List

The ultimate 'List App' goal.
  1. @ tag him
    @bjnovak will probably see this now, right? Hey, I'm willing to give it a shot.
  2. Compliment his work (i.e., SUCK UP. HARD)
    I bought 'The Book With No Pictures' as a bday present for my friend! I rewatch old Office episodes all the time and Ryan is where it's at! I really like The List App! You also seem like an intelligent and motivated individual!
  3. Utilize your knowledge about him & find mutual ground
    He was born in Massachusetts, I was born in California. Hey, we were both born in states in North America! That's something! He graduated Harvard, I graduated from UC Santa Barbara. College life, am I right, BJ? We both had to write some papers! Ugh THIS ISN'T WORKING
  4. Have Mindy help you
    Hey @mindy, you're amazing, and just so happen to be friends with B.J., (Or so I've read. Hey, maybe you're not friends. Could be keeping it up for appearances. I'm not famous, but I get it. I don't think this is the case in any way, but I don't want to assume). If you feel so inclined, maybe text B.J. and tell him to relist this list? It IS all about him, after all.
  5. Recognize that almost every human alive loves pictures of puppies
    Therefore B.J. has to love puppies too, right? B.J., I need to know! Plz respond.