A Step by Step Guide to Cutting Your Bangs

  1. 1.
    Decide that in 2016 you really want a ~new look~
  2. 2.
    First decide to just get some long bangs that can swoop to the side.
  3. 3.
    Two days later decide that in 2016 you are going to stop doing things halfway.
  4. 4.
    Go back to the salon and ask the stylist for full straight across bangs even though cutting bangs is theoretically a very simple thing to do, but you simply cannot trust yourself to do it.
  5. 5.
    Put on the giant smock thing and let the stylist spritz your bangs with water.
  6. 6.
    *snip snip*
  7. 7.
    Look in the mirror for the first time and realize you have ruined your life.
  8. 8.
    PANIC PANIC OH GOD PANIC
  9. 9.
    Run back to your car with your head down to avoid the all the judgmental staring that is definitely occurring.
  10. 10.
    Remind yourself that hair grows very quickly.
  11. 11.
    Remind yourself that you are a speck of stardust drifting through an infinite universe.
  12. 12.
    And that when the human experiment comes to its miraculous end via some sort of anthropogenic apocalypse, the time you got silly looking bangs won't matter.
  13. 13.
    After a few hours maybe start to kinda like them?¿?
  14. 14.
    Decide that maybe they actually look pretty cool?¿?
  15. 15.
    Consider taking some selfies to show strangers on the internet your new bangs but then ultimately feel kinda weird doing it so instead hope people take your word for it that ur bangs look good 👍
  16. 16.
    AND THERE U HAVE IT UR WELCOME