Inexplicable Notes Found on My Phone

I use the notes app the jot down to-do lists and also all the BRILLIANT IDEAS that come to me when I'm not near pen and paper.
  1. 12/7/13-u know what I think I can develop this idea
  2. 6/11/14- trying to sneak candy into a theater perhaps??
  3. 12/17/14-literally don't know
  4. 1/13/15-excellent news!
  5. 1/19/15-this is still true tho
  6. 5/10/15-also still true