What Your Old Racist Classmates From High School Are Up to These Days, According to Fb

I'd unfriend them but I need to compare their shitty lives to mine for personal validation reasons
  1. Getting married wearing jeans with their suit jackets
    And the maid of honor's dress has camouflage accents
  2. Having kids and naming them Caden, Jaden, Aiden, and Cole
    Alternate spellings: Cadyn, Jadyn, Aidyn, Kole
  3. Complaining that they can't wear racist Halloween costumes anymore
  4. Getting involved in pyramid schemes
  5. Sharing excessive amounts of buzzfeed videos
  6. Trying to sell their old iPhone 4s
    Do they not realize that the value of these things is essentially $0