THINGS I ASK MY ROOMMATE

  1. What should I wear?
  2. Does this Tinder guy seem not creepy?
  3. Wanna order pizza?
  4. Is this mine or yours?
    Usually about food, sometimes about clothes
  5. Are you going to that party?
  6. Where are we?
    She has an exponentially better sense of direction than I do
  7. How do I respond to this text?
  8. Are you awake?
  9. Will you get dinner with me?
  10. Can you open the blinds?
    I'm too short to reach them :(
  11. What are you doing tonight?