THINGS I LEARNED IN MY FIRST SEMESTER OF COLLEGE

  1. It's not that uncommon for my roommate to sing in her sleep
    She's a really good singer though, even when unconscious
  2. It's no longer considered strange to wear pajamas everywhere
  3. Or to eat a full meal in class
  4. It's really hard to avoid the Freshman 15
    Milkshake Mondays are my downfall
  5. It's okay to be nervous each time you enter a new setting
    Everyone else is scared too
  6. Nobody finds it strange to drink heavily on a Monday. Or any other day, at any time
  7. I lucked out with a clean and nice roommate
    Even if she does sing in her sleep
  8. College is awesome and scary and fun and hard and everything else in between
  9. You'll miss your parents a lot