THINGS MY MOTHER TEXTS ME

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    Saw you liked something on Facebook at 2:34 am. I can recommend a sleep therapist. Call me.
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    How do I connect the DVD player?
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    Call me, the dog misses you! Lol!!!!
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    At airport. Cold.
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    Your dad fell asleep at 7:30 last night. Loser!
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    Skunk in yard last night. Pew!
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    Have you seen that video where Ryan Gosling won't eat his cereal? So funny!!!!
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    Your aunt is gluten free!
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    Just found emojis!! So cool!! πŸ˜˜πŸ‘»πŸ‘πŸ’‹πŸ‘žπŸ·πŸŒ»πŸ’₯β˜•οΈπŸ—ΏπŸ’›πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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    Do I use too many of !!!! ?