1. Saw you liked something on Facebook at 2:34 am. I can recommend a sleep therapist. Call me.
  2. How do I connect the DVD player?
  3. Call me, the dog misses you! Lol!!!!
  4. At airport. Cold.
  5. Your dad fell asleep at 7:30 last night. Loser!
  6. Skunk in yard last night. Pew!
  7. Have you seen that video where Ryan Gosling won't eat his cereal? So funny!!!!
  8. Your aunt is gluten free!
  9. Just found emojis!! So cool!! 😘👻👍💋👞🐷🌻💥☕️🗿💛🇺🇸
  10. Do I use too many of !!!! ?