THINGS THAT ARE PROFESSIONALLY EMBARRASSING: KITCHEN EDITION

20 some odd years in food media and this is what is jammed into my NYC apt kitchen.
  1. 15 wood cutting boards, even the dog thinks it's ridiculous.
  2. 14 wood spoons, only have 2 hands
  3. 85% of the Refrigerator contents is beverages & condiments, there are some eggs & citrus...citrus is for the beverages.
  4. 1 three legged cast iron junk skillet, zero junk drawers
  5. 3 kinds of salt in 2 creepy but cute penguin holders, 10 more kinds of salt in cabinet, I only ever use 2 kinds of salt
  6. 28 chopping knives, you only use one at a time
  7. 1 microwave tucked into a cabinet, as if I was ashamed of it
  8. No one needs this many of these