Questions I Wish I Could Ask Someone On A First Date

To save time
  1. In five sentences or less, tell me what's wrong with you.
  2. What's the weirdest stuff you're into, sexually?
  3. Are you estranged from anyone in your immediate family?
  4. Tell me about your last relationship and how it ended.
  5. What do you consider cheating? Have you ever cheated?
  6. Why did you lie about your height on your online dating profile?
  7. What else are you lying about?
  8. Can I see a pay stub?