Things Moms Always Ask When They Call

Or at least mine, anyway. What does your mom ask? Oh, moms. We love you.
  1. How come you never call me?
  2. What are you doing?
  3. What did you do yesterday?
  4. Have you talked to (other family member)?
  5. I saw it might be (weather condition) there. Is it?
  6. Did you (do that thing I asked you to do)?
    Answer is no 60-90% of time