THINGS MY GIRL FRIENDS SAID THIS WEEK
A verbatim list
- •"I actively didn't cuddle him... That much"On breaking the no boys 2K16 pact
- •"Check yourself into every hospital until your doctor is single 2k16"
- •"She's like hyperspace mountain, and I'm star tours"On dealing with emotions (@mandabee)
- •"Look at this fat dog on a slide. I want my kids to look like this."
- •"WAIT, are we both wearing Christmas socks??? Merry February"
- •He held my hand so tight that it cut off my circulation, but I didn't know how to tell him, so I broke up with him.
- •"My hair is wet" "oh? Did you wash it?" "No I was just crying"
- •"I noticed the trend that I've been into small guys.... Guess I just like knowing I can take 'em"