Movie/TV Quotes that make me laugh

overall just things i hear that make me laugh
  1. "Brenda always looks like she has a fart coming out sideways"
    Sisters
  2. "just make a fuck load of potato salad! or tostitos scoops" "it's like a spoon you can eat"
    the lesbian couple in sisters talking about party food
  3. chris traeger getting the flu
  4. "my wife gave me a fat man scarf!"
    Schmidt, New Girl