THINGS THAT TAKE LESS TIME THAN AN ORNATE GLITTER MANI 💅🏻💅🏻
have been at valley nails for 75 mins and my nails are still nakey.
- •an IUD insertiongot one yesterday - hurt like a MOTHA but legit only took 8 mins
- •a subway ride to ditmas park from sohooddly did this once
- •the Channing Tatum issue of vanity fairit was boring and basically had very little content to begin with
- •2 episodes of "sex and the city"john slattery's arc had expired in the time it took me to have a "soak off"
- •the wait at bar pittiif you give the maitre d Knicks tix, you will never have to wait more than 10 mins
- •a flight to Bostonmarine air terminal 4 life
- •any premium workout classalthough a Barry's bootcamp with any instructor who isn't Noah may FEEL longer
- •writing an article for a major news outletthis piece I wrote on Monday from Candace cameron bure's huffpost live appearance took a mere 25 mins to pen! http://bit.ly/1IIY6qk
- •but like... IT IS WURTH IT. I get to own this hand. see here -->