WHY I DONT LIKE MY COUSIN WHOSE WEDDING IM GOING TO IN CHICAGO TOMORROW
I'm currently in Chicago to attend my cousin Thomas' wedding. here's why I don't like him:
- •he's shortwhich makes me nervous bc I hate being reminded that guys can be so short.
- •he wrote me a mean bat mitzvah cardI know I was spoiled brat at age 12 but getting a card that read "what do you get the girl who has everything?" from your 20 year old cousin wasn't really ideal!
- •he is marrying a girl named Jadeno explanation necessary
- •he makes dumb comments on my Facebook statusthat are embarrassing
- •he went to a better college than me#Pomona
- •his mom's name is Francineno blood relation to her
- •the hotel were all staying at doesn't have a pooldude, it's mem day. come on.