THINGS WHITE PEOPLE HAVE SAID TO ME

actually.
  1. "You shouldn't be eating dairy; you're probably lactose intolerant. Most Asians are."
  2. "No but where are you REALLY from?"
  3. "WELCOME TO AMERICA!"
  4. "I definitely don't want to marry a plain white girl. She should be at least, like, half Asian."
  5. "I know your people are really into education."
  6. "Oh you're from Taiwan? I LOVE Thai food."