It's Friday, May 13
  1. I did not wake up in a horror movie.
    Thank the Lawd
  2. My best friend and I saw each other a bloc away from one another in Brooklyn and danced, lassoed, twerked and shuffled through crowds until we hugged in the middle of the road.
  3. My ex blocked me on iMessage after I unblocked him for 4 hours.
  4. Free boxes off Myrtle ave