ADVICE GIVEN IN EVERY ISSUE OF EVERY WOMEN'S MAGAZINE

(With love for all da lady mags)
  1. Exfoliate your lips with a toothbrush!
  2. Munch on some almonds as a light snack!
  3. If you haven't worn the article of clothing in the past year, give it away!
  4. Try some breathing exercises to deal with crying at work!
  5. Use a foundation that has SPF!
  6. Stick your finger in his butt!