DREAM INVENTIONS

  1. Campfire scented hairspray
  2. A mask you wear that would allow your lover to caress your face remotely
    there's a sex toy version of this already, right?
  3. Bra with adjustable temperature settings
  4. An app for insomniacs that lets you know which of your friends also can't sleep and wants to hang out at 2am
  5. A slow-release mint you enjoy before bed that allows you to wake up with fresh breath
  6. A collection of scented candles, each one smelling like one of your best friends
    Like them on a good day, of course
  7. Smoke machine with glitter. Glittery smoke.
    For casual use in your apartment
  8. Delivery service specifically for breakfast in bed
  9. Caffeinated nail polish