E-Z WAYS TO SPICE UP YOUR WEEKEND

  1. Have sex wearing only sunglasses
    Bonus points if both parties are wearing sunglasses
  2. Eat the dog food you've always wanted to try, but have resisted due to societal norms
    Is your mouth already salivating at the mere thought of Beggin' Strips?
  3. Tweet "Yes, I am secretly in love with you" and then see who "randomly" hits you up to hang out
  4. Sleep in cocktail attire
  5. Take your friendship to the next level by licking your friend's eye
    Not advised for those who wear contacts
  6. End each evening with a monologue about the lessons you learned that day, delivered to yourself in the mirror
    Unless you already do this. In which case, change things up by quitting your nightly mirror talks cold turkey!