I WOKE UP LIKE THIS:

typical morning
  1. Having mysteriously removed my shirt during the night
  2. Having mysteriously removed my left sock during the night
  3. With the overwhelming, unbearable urge to pee
  4. With the overwhelming, unbearable urge to remove the ten thousand retainers from my mouth
  5. Still just as angry/sad/emotional about whatever I was angry/sad/emotional about the previous night
    Does "sleeping on it" actually work for other people?