MODERN MARVELS THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE THE PROTAGONIST IN A PHILIP K. DICK STORY

  1. 1.
    Dyson Airblade hand dryers in public bathrooms
  2. 2.
    Unlocking my phone with my thumbprint
    Had a show/movie used a dead person's hand to unlock an iPhone yet?
  3. 3.
    My parents' transitional lenses
  4. 4.
    Key cards in hotels
  5. 5.
    Looking online at an item to potentially buy and then proceeding to be inundated with ads for said item for the rest of your life
  6. 6.
    UV photography that reveals years of sun damage
  7. 7.
    Keurigs
  8. 8.
    Tinder
  9. 9.
    My car telling me to check the pressure of my tires
  10. 10.
    Chic vibrators that double as jewelry
  11. 11.
    Lasik Eye Surgery
    Terrifying and so effective
    Suggested by   @grownwomanchild