At the moment...
- •Wake up at approximately 7:35am
- •Check email/social media from bedWorry about the detrimental effect this habit has on my neural pathways
- •B12 and Evening Primrose Oil
- •Put more tap water into intense water filterBecause parents have deemed Brita ineffective and obsolete
- •Bulletproof coffee
- •Begin watching HuluHopefully there is a new Shark Tank!
- •Get interrupted by incoming FaceTime with one or both parentsTake many screenshots of them looking like li'l QTs
- •Green Juice
- •Water with collagen hydrolysate powder
- •Put SPF 70 on upper bodyFigure the sun is not gonna fuck with me from the waist down
- •Ideally, leave no later than 9:30am for coffee shop, write until brain short-circuits
- •Return home, put pajamas back on, take hardcore nap
- •Awake completely disoriented