REASONS TO LOVE LIVING IN LA
- 1.The Glendale Galleria (NO IRONY)
- 2.You get to pretend you're in a terrifying dystopian future where there are no humans, only cars
- 3.Getting to pick yo seats in advance at da movie theater
- 4.Forming deep emotional attachments to taco establishments
- 5.Hearing your GPS mispronounce "La Cienaga" and feeling briefly superior
- 6.Once you get over your suspicion about people's motives for being so nice to you, you can just sit back and enjoy that people are being so nice to you!