1. The Glendale Galleria (NO IRONY)
  2. You get to pretend you're in a terrifying dystopian future where there are no humans, only cars
  3. Getting to pick yo seats in advance at da movie theater
  4. Forming deep emotional attachments to taco establishments
  5. Hearing your GPS mispronounce "La Cienaga" and feeling briefly superior
  6. Once you get over your suspicion about people's motives for being so nice to you, you can just sit back and enjoy that people are being so nice to you!