REASONS TO LOVE LIVING IN LA
- •The Glendale Galleria (NO IRONY)
- •You get to pretend you're in a terrifying dystopian future where there are no humans, only cars
- •Getting to pick yo seats in advance at da movie theater
- •Forming deep emotional attachments to taco establishments
- •Hearing your GPS mispronounce "La Cienaga" and feeling briefly superior
- •Once you get over your suspicion about people's motives for being so nice to you, you can just sit back and enjoy that people are being so nice to you!