TERMS MY MOM INVENTED TO DISCUSS MY DATING LIFE
- •BFMBoyfriend Material. After meeting a new guy in any context, I will inevitably be asked, "Is he BFM?"
- •OyfriendThe guy you're kinda dating who isn't quite your boyfriend and maybe suffers from some personality defects that in turn cause you anguish-- a lot of "oy vey ist mir" moments...thus, OYfriend. For the nonjews in da house, it basically translates to, "woe is me!"
- •Mr. RightsteinLooking for the right guy...who is also Jewish. A preliminary google search suggests other people have used this phrase, but I still want to believe MY creator is THE creator. (Have never referred to my mother as "my creator" and kinda dig it!)