1. Kickstarter
    I could debate the pros and cons of this FOREVER
  2. Having breasts
    Can't tell if this is a gender identity issue or a postpubescent issue or a fashion issue or what
  3. Monogamy
    monogamy feels somewhat unrealistic, but the alternatives seem significantly less sustainable
  4. The Internet
    I mean...
  5. Staying friends with people who hurt you