Even though you desperately want to think they're wrong
  1. "I'm an asshole."
  2. "I am not looking for a relationship."
  3. "I'd be a bad boyfriend."
  4. "I don't like people who like me."
  5. "Yes, even though we're sleeping together and spending all of our time together, I can't really picture us dating."
  6. "I'm in my 30s. It's too late to change anything about myself."
  7. "Emma, I have emotional intimacy issues."