1. "I didn't come here to play games. I came here to eat pizza."
  2. "He's ugly..but we'll probably hook up."
  3. "Am I the only one that likes cankles?"
  4. "I like rearranging lamps."
  5. "What if Justin Timberlake was racist?"
  6. "7 times out of 10 he pukes after sex."
  7. "I'm going to start taking champagne enemas."
  8. "Did you know that boot cut sweatpants are a thing?"