BETTER THAN SEX:

  1. new felt tip pens in an array of various colors
  2. trying on a bathing suit and being happy with the fit
  3. the fountain drink machines with endless flavor combinations
  4. when you forgot about the shoes you ordered online and then you come home one day and they're waiting at your doorstep
  5. watching The Mindy Project in your underwear while drinking wine
  6. waking up to a fat direct deposit