APOLOGIES I HOPE TO HAVE TO GIVE ONE DAY
I hope to live a life reckless enough that I will, at some point, be expected to give the following apologies
- •"Sorry for playing Public Enemy at your rehearsal dinner"
- •"Sorry for making the baptism all about me. You're right, it is mostly about your baby."
- •"Sorry for getting us thrown out of Anthropologie again."
- •"Sorry, I didn't realize the funeral was invite only."
- •"Sorry, but in my defense: the pamphlet did NOT make it sound like a cult"
- •"Sorry for eating off your plate, Joe Biden."
- •"Sorry for talking too much about Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson on our last date."This one actually happened