1. Whoever sorts through the clothes I'm trying to sell at Buffalo Exchange
  2. My hairdresser
    Select quotes from my last appointment: "you look like you're 15, talk like you're 30" "you'll lose all that face baby fat once you're 25, don't worry"
  3. Every nurse who has ever had to collect urine from me
    I freeze up, SORRY!
  4. Every American Apparel salesperson
  5. My grandma
  6. The women at the MAC counter
  7. Children I encounter at the mall