I'LL HAVE 'THE EMMA'

Inspired by @zoe inspired by @Nicholas
  1. Cocktail
    A shot of liquid codeine with a rim of the sugar from the bottom of a bag of Sour Patch Kids.
  2. Date
    Hit an art museum, go take a nap together, walk to a karaoke bar where you sing a duet to a Ol Dirty Bastard song, make out in the parking lot
  3. Sandwich
    Avocado, meatballs, lettuce and pesto mayo on a hoagie roll!! An entire jar of pickles on the side and HEARTBURN FOREVER
  4. Starbucks Order
    Tall latte with two pumps of denouncing Christ
  5. Birthday
    Themed party, ice cream cake, Fetty Wap and Misfits on repeat, asleep by midnight
  6. Outfit
    Ripped jeans, fake leather jacket, crop top, hoop earrings, adidas superstars, unprompted sharing of facts about the war on drugs
  7. Meltdown
    Act totally normal on the surface around friends but say things like "I don't know, I just really want to go to a shooting range right now"-- bleach your hair, spend entire days watching vines
  8. Workout routine
    Run two blocks and think "not for me." Walk home.