I'LL HAVE 'THE EMMA'
- •CocktailA shot of liquid codeine with a rim of the sugar from the bottom of a bag of Sour Patch Kids.
- •DateHit an art museum, go take a nap together, walk to a karaoke bar where you sing a duet to a Ol Dirty Bastard song, make out in the parking lot
- •SandwichAvocado, meatballs, lettuce and pesto mayo on a hoagie roll!! An entire jar of pickles on the side and HEARTBURN FOREVER
- •Starbucks OrderTall latte with two pumps of denouncing Christ
- •BirthdayThemed party, ice cream cake, Fetty Wap and Misfits on repeat, asleep by midnight
- •OutfitRipped jeans, fake leather jacket, crop top, hoop earrings, adidas superstars, unprompted sharing of facts about the war on drugs
- •MeltdownAct totally normal on the surface around friends but say things like "I don't know, I just really want to go to a shooting range right now"-- bleach your hair, spend entire days watching vines
- •Workout routineRun two blocks and think "not for me." Walk home.