I'M CALLING IT

It's over! Here are the things I'm going to do now that I've decided to decide to not think about a thing anymore. Don't we all love vague, personal lists?
  1. Cry
  2. Eat some cheese
  3. Wear my new bathing suit while I eat more cheese
  4. Regret the cheese consumption
  5. Re-bleach my hair
  6. Instagram less
  7. Call my mom more
  8. Text a ton of people
  9. Surf whenever I can
  10. Drink way less or way more