MY DRAFTS

These will probably never be written. Some things work better as titles.
  1. TOTALLY VALID COMPLAINTS MY ROOMMATES PROBABLY HAVE ABOUT ME
  2. THINGS I MISS ABOUT YOU
  3. CURRENT BRUISES ON MY BODY AND THEIR ORIGINS
  4. THINGS MY MOM WOULD HATE TO LEARN ABOUT ME
  5. HOW I FELT ONCE I BECAME A VICTIM
  6. THINGS MALE COMEDIANS HAVE SAID TO ME AFTER MY STANDUP SETS
  7. THOUGHTS HAD WHILE ATTEMPTING TO EAT 19 HAMBURGERS IN ONE SITTING
  8. HOW TO MAINTAIN YOUR DIGNITY IN SOCIAL GROUPS WHILE ASKING SOMEONE TO BUY YOU A 40