REASONS FOR PAST KISSES

Not all the same person, all equally goofy
  1. They owned the Beverly Hills Cop soundtrack on vinyl
  2. They told me "you look like that girl in that shell" (they meant The Birth of Venus)
  3. The bottle landed on them
  4. They said "you look so French right now" as I smoked a cigarette
  5. They remembered also being freaked out by Celebrity Death Match as a kid
  6. They asked if they could
  7. I asked if I could
  8. They had messed up teeth