I am not a liar! Just a freak!
  1. I was once cockblocked by every member of the band "Snow Patrol"
  2. A video exists of me eating cereal in the nude while LL Cool J's "Mama Says Knock You Out" plays in the background.
  3. I once did whippets in a chain movie theater during a showing of Ghost Rider 2.
  4. I hand modeled for a national campaign. My hands were in most syndicated magazines during 2012-2013.
  5. I crashed a stranger's bat mitzvah once. Ended up being seated at the table with her grandparents who thought I was related to them. They offered me a ride home.
  6. Touched Harrison Ford's butt once.