1. That Olympic runner with no legs who shot his girlfriend
    Come on, dude
  2. Robin Thicke
    How can someone be THIS much of a ding dong
  3. Any man who cheats on his wife with the nanny
    Unless it's a Mrs. Doubtfire situation, how about you don't play into the lamest pervert dad cliche
  4. Suge Knight
    Dangling Vanilla Ice off a balcony should be heroic but not when you're a fucking crazy person
  5. People who drink soda in the morning