- •That Olympic runner with no legs who shot his girlfriendCome on, dude
- •Robin ThickeHow can someone be THIS much of a ding dong
- •Any man who cheats on his wife with the nannyUnless it's a Mrs. Doubtfire situation, how about you don't play into the lamest pervert dad cliche
- •Suge KnightDangling Vanilla Ice off a balcony should be heroic but not when you're a fucking crazy person
- •People who drink soda in the morningWhat???