My friend @merida has said to me. Believe me when I say each of these quotes was said with the utmost sincerity.
- •"His muscles are amazing. His attitude, not so much."About the man in this portrait at a Mexican restaurant depicting ritual virgin sacrifice
- •"I hope Robert Durst didn't ruin malamutes for me."
- •"I know it'll scare me but I am tempted to go everyday."About 4chan
- •"Oh man. JJ really fucked this up. I'm so sad."About a Bachelorette contestant and his poor decision making
- •"Something bad happened today. On The Road became my favorite movie. It's so bad but I watched it three times in the last 24 hours which I think means I like it."