MY ACTUAL FATHERS

A list of people who are not biologically my dad but close enough
  1. Shia labeouf
    To bring me up when I'm feeling down
  2. Kevin spacey
    I think it's just bc American beauty but he seems so sweet and caring and I want to give him a big hug
  3. Ezra koenig
    That tweet that's like never give up on ur dreams or something is the screensaver on my laptop with a bald eagle flying in the background it sounds lame but trust me it's tight
  4. The guy from the kooks
    I don't even know his name but his voice is really comforting
  5. Dwayne Johnson
    CINNAMON ROLL
  6. My dog
    Wouldn't want to be raised by anyone else
  7. I changed my mind about my dog
    I started thinking about it and all he really does is hump my leg and this is a list of dads not daddys
  8. Special agent dale cooper
    Duh
  9. Ben Wyatt
    AUTHORITATIVE CINNAMON ROLL
  10. Steve Carell
    I just finished mindy kalings book and a short summary is Steve Carell is the nicest person ever from first hand experience
  11. Actually lets just say any and all characters on the office
    @bjnovak adopt me
  12. John mulaney
    JOHN THAT BATHROOMS BEEN CLOSED FOR 40 YEARS
  13. My chemistry teacher
    The man has inspired generations of high school chemists while playing the oboe and attempting to hit the whip
  14. Matthew grey gubler
    I don't even know if I even spelled that right but regardless he holds a special place in my heart
  15. Wes Bentley
    CINNAMON ROLL 2.0
  16. Harry styles
    It just felt wrong to not include him