I'M THAT PERSON

  1. Who sticks the new roll of toilet paper on top of the empty one instead of just replacing it
  2. Says they're only going to eat one _____ but then gets up to get more so many times even they lose count
  3. Leaves socks strewn about the floor
  4. Forgets to turn the stove off
  5. Owns 10 chapsticks but can never find one