1. Don't upset the apple cart
    When was the last time anyone has even SEEN an apple cart, much less upset one? This needs some updating. "Don't reply all to a mass email"
  2. Don't eat yellow snow
    Should I be offended that you think I would ever consider eating yellow snow?
  3. Don't take any wooden nickels
    Who am I, George Washington? Has anyone ever fallen for this?
  4. Buy low, sell high
    Solid advice, but considering I basically picked my Simple IRA funds out by closing my eyes and pointing, I think we need to backtrack and start with baby steps
  5. Thanks Dad
    I know you mean well