Do you name everything around you?
  1. My dreadlock is (was) named Ishmael
    No. Not after Moby Dick. He fell out on MLK day after 5.5 wonderful years
  2. My car is Lance
    He's a silver Honda Civic
  3. My air plant Frida
    She's not doing so hot because I have a brown thumb
  4. My friend's blow up moose head is Dwayne
  5. My stuffed animal is Pooh
    He's a Winnie the Pooh Bear and I named him when I was 2
  6. My tomato plant is NOT dying surprisingly and he has one green tomato on him named Maverick
    Tbd on if I'll be able to bring myself to eat Maverick when he's ripe