1. This bumper sticker
  2. Every time I see it
    Which is almost everyday because I live in NC
  3. My brain immediately reads it as "slut life"
  4. And I have to remind myself it is "salt life"
  5. I'm peeved at whoever chose that font
  6. And I'm peeved at my brain for never remembering
  7. (Although I do like the idea of half the population of North Carolina proudly identifying as sluts)
    Shout it from the rooftop