POSSESSIONS THAT WILL PROVE I AM AN ADULT

Because I'm a 23 adult-in-training and I think that these things will be proof that I've succeeded
  1. An electric wine opener
    The height of sophistication. Adults don't jam corkscrews in bottles, only to have the cork break halfway through and then have to resort to digging out the rest of the cork or pushing it back into the bottle. They open bottles with ease at the push of a button
  2. That's it. That's all I aspire to