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- •"I hate kids"Same
- •"Aw I bet you want lots of children!"That statement was true once, then I actually started working with them.
- •"babysitting?"100% nope. The thought of coming home from work to find more kids there terrifies me?
Everything just everything was against me
- •Woke up an hour late
- •Got ready double speed got to the bus stop realised I forgot to put a bra on
- •Waited for the 8:45 bus, it arrived at 9. I start at 9.
- •The Devil InsideAny horror that has a religious/possession element has to be good in my opinion. This one takes it though because they convinced me it was a real story too
- •American UltraKirsten Stewart and Jesse Eisenberg are a golden pair. Plus this film is about badass stoners that kill people with frying pans and spoons, enough said.
- •Part Of MeAlthough I never watch it because it makes me ridiculously depressed
I shouldn't actually have to explain myself
- •They're small little fluffy balls of joy
- •They lick themselves to clean themselves and it actually works???
- •They lick their own arse holes and are completely okay with it
If you do something that's on this list it means I probably hate you (congrats)
- •Lack of respect for animals/nature
- •B.OSo basically every form of public transport too
- •Having views that aren't the same as mineI'm always right. Always.
- •Knocked me straight over
- •Bent down to help me up
- •Started to apologise then recognised who I was
Any party that has a mix of family and friends never ends well.
- •Accidentally twerked on a family tableIt wasn't like a serious twerk but anaconda was playing and I was feelin myself
- •Knocked children overThey're just so small and trying to avoid walking into fully grown people is a serious task for me when drunk
- •Chugged a whole bottle of wineThere's no excuses for this one. It is what it is, let's move on.
If you thought your childhood bully was mean, try working with 3-5 year olds.
- •"Your fingers are fat sausages"Just smile and laugh. Smile and laugh.
- •"You smell really stinky"To be honest with you kid I wasn't the one that just shit myself
- •"You look like a whale"Whales are cute, name me an ugly whale??? See
Ha ha ha HA HA wow
- •This ones not too old but it's funny, I looked good and my friend in the back...well she hated me for a good month for this one
- •I had a hippie phase (how many bracelets?)
- •I had one dreadlock with a clay bead on it, obviously cool