THINGS BRUTALLY HONEST CHILDREN HAVE SAID TO ME
If you thought your childhood bully was mean, try working with 3-5 year olds.
- •"Your fingers are fat sausages"Just smile and laugh. Smile and laugh.
- •"You smell really stinky"To be honest with you kid I wasn't the one that just shit myself
- •"You look like a whale"Whales are cute, name me an ugly whale??? See
- •"I want to hit you in the face"I admire this kids approach to life
- •"You're ugly"I hear this nearly every day off the same child
- •Me: "Can you please stop eating the crayons?" Child: "Can you die?"This wasn't personally as offensive as the others but it was just as funny
- •"Fuck off"Thank you
- •This shall continue