THINGS THAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT THAT I'M ASHAMED OF
Any party that has a mix of family and friends never ends well.
- •Accidentally twerked on a family tableIt wasn't like a serious twerk but anaconda was playing and I was feelin myself
- •Knocked children overThey're just so small and trying to avoid walking into fully grown people is a serious task for me when drunk
- •Chugged a whole bottle of wineThere's no excuses for this one. It is what it is, let's move on.
- •Attempted to do a speech after the point aboveI was waving the cake cutting knife around violently, apparently.
- •Danced to 80's musicPretended I knew how to twist aswell
- •Fell over and sprained my footWhile attempting to do the twist
- •Smacked my head off the marble floorI really cannot do the twist.
- •Left my phone unattended