WHY TODAY WAS A BAD DAY

Everything just everything was against me
  1. Woke up an hour late
  2. Got ready double speed got to the bus stop realised I forgot to put a bra on
  3. Waited for the 8:45 bus, it arrived at 9. I start at 9.
  4. Emailed explaining I was going to be late and emailed the wrong person and didn't realise
  5. Got in 35 minutes late, everyone stared at my boobs
  6. Surprise assessment :) :) :)
  7. Failed the assessment
  8. Went to get the bus home, lost my bus pass
  9. Bent my phone in the car door (I thought it was a myth)
  10. It's 1:04 pm.