CLEAR REASONS I GREW UP IN PORTLAND

  1. I know how to recycle and I do it well
  2. I know how to compost
  3. When I see a bird I say, "put a bird on it!!"
  4. The rain makes me happy and does not bother me
  5. You could do the weirdest thing in the world and I would accept it as slightly normal
  6. If you tell me you're from Portland and then say you live in Tigard, Gresham, Beaverton, or some other suburb, I will JUDGE YOU
  7. I'm a coffee/beer/brunch/food snob
  8. Did I already say recycling?
    Because it's on my resume under other talents/useful information